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Achievements Edit

There are 9 achievements.

Name Description
The Ox-Cow Incident Lost all your cows
The Cow Whisperers Met the Truxtonians
Cowgirl And Aliens Joined the army to fight the Chloridians
Blazing Saddles Escaped from Kasper
A fistful of dollars Got hired by Kasper
The Good, the Bad and the Pretty Got rescued by Louise
The Wild Bunch Got rescued by the Ahopalooses
The Killer inside me Got rescued by General Clusterfuck
Quanee Unchained Got rescued by Quanee

Options Edit

Noteworthy: If at any point you lose all of your cows, you earn the "The Ox-Cow Incident" badge.

Customs Office Edit

This section doesn't affect badge earning.

Option Cost Note(s)
Pretend to be hookers 0 FTL, 0 cow
Pretend to be merchants 0 FTL, -3 cow
Pretend to be tourists 0 FTL, -1 cow
Force your way through the border -1 FTL, 0 cow

Drugs Edit

Option Cost Note(s)
Buy the peyote 0 FTL, -3 cow This gives you an extra option in the "Instinct" section.
Buy a flask of Bull's bile 0 FTL, -2 cow This gives you an extra option in the "Outlaws" section.
Buy the crate of whiskey 0 FTL, -4 cow This gives you an extra option in the "Ahopaloose Chief" section.
Ask for some pot 0 FTL, 0 cow

Outlaws Edit

Option Cost Note(s)
Turn and fight back. 0 FTL, -7 cow This removes your chance of earning the "The Good, the Bad and the Pretty" badge.
Cooperate peacefully. 0 FTL, 0 cow
Prepare to jump. 1 FTL, 0 cow
Drink the Bull's bile, it's time for a rodeo. 0 FTL, -5 cow Only available if you bought Bull's bile earlier. This removes your chance of earning the "The Good, the Bad and the Pretty" badge.

Instinct Edit

Option Cost Note(s)
Start landing maneuvers. 1 FTL, -10 cow
Trust Quanee's instinct. Don't stop. 0 FTL, 0 cow
Land and chew the peyote. -1 FTL, 0 cow Only available if you bought peyote earlier.

Ahopaloose Chief Edit

Option Cost Note(s)
Communicate telepathically. 1 FTL, -2 cow
Let Quanee do the talking. 0 FTL, -5 cow
Nuke the chief's ship. 0 FTL, 0 cow
Show them the whiskey. 0 FTL, 0 cow Only available if you bought whiskey earlier.

Bounty Hunters Edit

Option Cost Note(s)
Confront the three of them. 0 FTL, 0 cow If you purchased and subsequently chewed peyote, you get possessed by General Clusterfuck. You then receive the "The Killer inside me" badge.
Use this opportunity to get away. -1 FTL, 0 cow This earns you the "The Good, the Bad and the Pretty" badge, if you chose wisely in the "Outlaws" section above.
Charge your FTL. -1 FTL, 0 cow If you don't spend any of FTL and cow you earn the "The Good, the Bad and the pretty" badge.
Bluff your way through. 0 FTL, 0 cow
  • If you got on Louise's good side in the "Outlaws" section above, you earn the "The Good, the Bad and the Pretty".
  • If you didn't get on Louise's good side, but you bought whiskey and shared it with the Ahopaloose chief, you earn the "The Wild Bunch" badge.
  • If you didn't get on Louise's good side in the "Outlaws" section above, and you didn't get or share the whiskey, then this earns you the "Quanee Unchained" badge.

Mogul Kasper Edit

Option Cost Note(s)
Surrender to save Quanee's life. 0 FTL, 0 cow This earns you the "Cowgirl And Aliens" badge.
Ask for a duel. 0 FTL, 0 cow This earns you the "The Cow Whisperers" badge.
Transfer the cows into the palace.  ? FTL, -15 cow This only appears if you have all 15 cows. This earns you the "A fistful of dollars" badge.
Charge the FTL, one last time. -1 FTL, 0 cow This earns you the "Blazing Saddles" badge.

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