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Rules Edit

1: Roll the dice to start your turn.

2: If you roll some scoring dice (see 'Scoring' below) then you
must take some points before you can roll again.

3: If you don't score, you zilch! You bank 0 points and end your
turn. Three zilches in a row and you lose 500 points.

4: Once you've taken 300 points you can bank them or carry on
rolling (go to rule 2). Banking the points will end your turn.

5: You can only re-roll the dice you didn't score with. When
you've scored with all six dice you get a free roll!

Scoring Edit

  •  Die 1 : 100 points each
  •  Die 5 : 50 points each
  •  Die 1  Die 1  Die 1 : 1000 points
  •  Die 2  Die 2  Die 2 : 200 points
  •  Die 3  Die 3  Die 3 : 300 points
  •  Die 4  Die 4  Die 4 : 400 points
  •  Die 5  Die 5  Die 5 : 500 points
  •  Die 6  Die 6  Die 6 : 600 points
  •  Die 1  Die 2  Die 3  Die 4  Die 5  Die 6 : 1500 points
  • any 3 pairs: 1500 points
  • no scoring dice: 500 points

If you roll 4 or more of the same dice, the score doubles for each extra die. For example:

  •  Die 2  Die 2  Die 2 : 200 points
  •  Die 2  Die 2  Die 2  Die 2 : 400 points
  •  Die 2  Die 2  Die 2  Die 2  Die 2 : 800 points

Controls Edit

To roll the dice, click the "Roll!" text or hit the letter R.

When you roll, you can click on the matches boxes (e.g., when a box says "2 Ones | 200") to select all of the relevant dice.

Awards Edit

Name Description
Point Collector 50,000 pts scored across all games
Point Hoarder 100,000 pts scored across all games
Point Trader 250,000 pts scored across all games
Point Master 500,000 pts scored across all games
Pointless 1,000,000 scored across all games
Low Roller 250 dice rolled
Paint Roller 500 dice rolled
High Roller 2,000 dice rolled
Hard Shoulder 5,000 dice rolled
Steam Roller 20,000 dice rolled
Zilcher 20 Total Zilches over all games
Regular Zilcher 50 Total Zilches over all games
Common Spotted Zilcher 100 Total Zilches over all games
Pincher Zilcher 500 Total Zilches over all games
Kilo-Zilcher 1,000 Total Zilches over all games
Zero Zilcher 2 consecutive Zilch-free games
Negative Zilcher 3 consecutive Zilch-free games
Anti Zilcher 4 consecutive Zilch-free games
Allergic to Zilching 5 consecutive Zilch-free games
What’s A Zilch 6 consecutive Zilch-free games
Hero Zilcher 1 Zilch-free win
Hiro Zilcher 2 consecutive Zilch-free wins
Iron Zilcher 3 consecutive Zilch-free wins
Steel Zilcher 4 consecutive Zilch-free wins
I Accidentally The Whole Zilch 5 consecutive Zilch-free wins
Good Score Win a game with more than 11,000 pts
Great Score Win a game with more than 12,000 pts
Stunning Score Win a game with more than 13,000 pts
Crushing Score Win a game with more than 14,000 pts
Impossible Score Win a game with more than 15,000 pts
Alright Score Taking 2,000 pts on one turn
Ok Score Taking 3,000 pts on one turn
Good Score Taking 4,000 pts on one turn
Sweet Score Taking 5,000 pts on one turn
Ma-hoo-hassive score! Taking 6,000 pts on one turn
Run of Luck 2 wins in a row
Better Luck 3 wins in a row
Plucky Luck 5 wins in a row
British Spirit 7 wins in a row
U R Teh Zilch!!!11one 10 wins in a row
Run of bad luck 2 losses in a row
Very Unlucky 3 losses in a row
What a Loser 5 losses in a row
Mega loser 7 losses in a row
Massive loser 10 losses in a row
Got the hang of it 3 wins in total
Getting Comfortable 10 wins in total
Zilch Adept 25 wins in total
Zilch-pro 50 wins in total
Lifetime Zilcher 100 wins in total
Still Learning 3 losses in total
Almost Got It 5 losses in total
Struggling 10 losses in total
Can I Haz Fail? 25 losses in total
Epic Fail! 50 losses in total
Zilch Player Finish at least 25 games
Zilch Playa Finish at least 50 games
Pilchard Slayer Finish at least 100 games
Zilch Fiend Finish at least 200 games
Gold Plated Zilch Machine Finish at least 500 games
Squasher A winning margin of 2,000 pts or more
Squeezer A winning margin of 3,500 pts or more
Crusher A winning margin of 5,000 pts or more
Decimator A winning margin of 6,500 pts or more
Obliterator A winning margin of 8,000 pts or more
Red Faced Losing by 2,000 pts or more
Egg On Your Face Losing by 3,500 pts or more
Full English On You [sic] face Losing by 5,000 pts or more
Falling On Your Face Losing by 6,500 pts or more
Eh, Eh…Eh…(No Face) Losing by 8,000 pts or more
Coarse Finish Won a game by just 200 pts
Smooth Finish Won a game by just 100 pts
Tight Finish Won a game by just 50 pts
Dropping The Baton Lost a game by only 200 pts
Scraping The Barrel Lost a game by only 100 pts
Scraping Your Knuckles Lost a game by only 50 pts
Frugal Roller Win a game in 15 turns or less
Thrifty Roller Win a game in 13 turns or less
Miser Roller Win a game in 10 turns or less
Bah Humbug Win a game in 9 turns or less
Wasteful Roller Win a game in 18 turns or more
Splurge Roller Win a game in 20 turns or more
Rollin Like There’s No Tomorrow Win a game in 25 turns or more
Never Ending Games Win a game in 30 turns or more
Clock Watcher Any game lasting 18 turns or more
Time Waster Any game lasting 20 turns or more
Aeon Waster Any game lasting 25 turns or more
Time Lord Any game lasting 30 turns or more
Reckless Damage 2 wins against a Reckless CPU
Reckless Endangerment 5 wins against a Reckless CPU
Reckless History 10 wins against a Reckless CPU
Overly Cautious 2 wins against a Cautious CPU
Cautious Steps 5 wins against a Cautious CPU
Take Caution 10 wins against a Cautious CPU
More Human 2 wins against a Realist CPU
Too Human 5 wins against a Realist CPU
Inhuman 10 wins against a Realist CPU
Your First Zilch 3 Zilches in a row
Unlucky 4 Zilches in a row
Really Unlucky 5 Zilches in a row
Have You Looked At The Rules 7 Zilches in a row
Nooooooooooo…(Jazz hands) 10 Zilches in a row
Reckless Driving 2 consecutive wins against a Reckless CPU
Reckless Endeavours 5 consecutive wins against a Reckless CPU
Reck-ing Ball 10 consecutive wins against a Reckless CPU
Cautiously Optimistic 2 consecutive wins against a Cautious CPU
Cautious Steps 5 consecutive wins against a Cautious CPU
No Longer Cautious 10 consecutive wins against a Cautious CPU
Humanity 2 consecutive wins against a Realist CPU
Oh The Humanity 5 consecutive wins against a Realist CPU
Oh The Huge Manatee 10 consecutive wins against a Realist CPU
Award Chaser 20 awards gained
Award Maestro 50 awards gained
Award Montego A Goat Please All other awards gained now just 110 Awards Gained
Lawman You read the rules
Amnesiac You read the rules a lot!
Accountant You read the scoring guide
Informant You read the about page
Socialite You looked at your awards
Narcissist You looked at your awards a lot!